Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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