Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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