Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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