I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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