Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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