I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Randomize
