But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
why is half of my head shaved?
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