If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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