i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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