i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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