My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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