remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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