watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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