just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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