I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It's official drugs can't kill me
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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