I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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