I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You took a bar mat shot.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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