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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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