rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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