that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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