come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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