Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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