A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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