Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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