i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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