I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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