the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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