guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I pour the whiskey from now on
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