My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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