oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
