how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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