I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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