Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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