Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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