Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I am naked and annoyed.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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