your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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