Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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