I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
