MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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