last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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