I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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