If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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