Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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