Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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