when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
