sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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