You're so nebulous sometimes
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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