Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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