i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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