In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the condom got lost in my hair
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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