you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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