There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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