rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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