You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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