Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i think i have two assholes
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
