so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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