New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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