this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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