Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Fuck appropriateness.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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